My Boifriend is A Serial Killer

Odd way to start off a blog right but as exciting as they may sound my Boifriend is NOT a serial killer (I Think). Something is wrong w/ that man though or its something terribly wrong with me(quite possible lol). I say my boifriend is a serial killer because I havent found anything majorly wrong with him aside from his abandonment issues-which I did... sort of.... cause... but I digress....Anyway, back to why Im starting to think he's a serial killer...this dude has no major issues or flaws that I have come across yet. I have known him for 10 yrs and he has always been the Sweetest guy (probably why I broke up with him back in the day *sad but true*) He's 34, no kids (NONE HA!), Christian(practicing), coaches AAU Basketball and Baseball, Is a Kappa and a Mason,  has a Great job, his own place, 2 cars (paid for), opens car doors, doesnt raise his voice, pays for everything, is waiting on sex (didnt know they still did that huh?) and is an all around sweetheart! So in my twisted head since Im used to dating knuckleheads I surmise that TAD (his initials) HAS to be a Serial Killer or Gay or a Pedophile or something cuz they dont make men like this anymore do they? How sick and sad is it that Ive dated so many crazies that when someone of value comes along I question his motives, sanity, motivation etc... Pretty sick and sad *sigh*
 While I am in the midst of not self-sabotaging (ok i did a little self sabotage, im only human sheesh) I am going to enjoy my time with him. I havent had a boifriend since 2007 and he stepped right in and is doing all the right things :) I guess after waiting 10 yrs to be with me - he's not taking any chances with losing me again. I love it, Im excited and pray for me! I dont wanna mess this up by accusing him of being a Serial Killer when He's just a King-doing His Thing, THE RIGHT WAY :)